Date: 2012.03.29 | Category: Dancing with The Stars | Response: 0
Week #2 of the new season of Dancing with The Stars is complete and it looks like it is going to be a great season chuck full of talent! Martina Navratilova was the first celebrity to be voted off. It was no surprise to me that this tennis pro has two left feet. Don’t get me wrong. I am not judging. She kicks ass on the tennis court, so who cares what she does on the dance floor. What I do care about, however, is that outfit!! Who in that dancing world thought it was a good idea to put Martina in a fishnet top with crazy red fringe pants. I mean wasn’t it enough that she agreed to wear make up? I suppose it was “Let’s Play Dress Up with The Lesbian Day?!?” I can’t believe that there wasn’t one gay man on set that didn’t swoop in and say “HELL NO” to that outfit!! Good Lord. I didn’t know who I felt worse for…Martina? or poor Tony? Tony gets the shaft over and over again with dance partners. You would think that being partners with Kate Gosselin would have given him first round pick of partners for the rest of his dancing with the stars life. Let’s hope Tony is getting major hazard pay! Martina as would any true competitor is beating herself up for getting voted off so early. She is saying things like “my nerves got the best of me” and “maybe if I started practicing earlier.” Yeah, No Martina. Still don’t think it would have changed things. I suggest you stop beating yourself up. Rip off that god awful fishnet top a la Lou Ferrigno, find that costume designer, and beat their ASS with your tennis racket. No one will blame you and I am certain they won’t press charges. It is a clear cut case of self defense!! I know these things. I have a Paralegal Certificate. Farewell Martina! The only reason I am glad you are gone is because I can never successfully pronounce your last name. It comes out like I have consumed one too many cocktails (Nav-or-ta-lolalala). Since you are an extremely articulate and a strong advocate for many charities, I suggest your next plight should be to all woman over forty to just ”Say NO to Fishnet!”
Date: 2012.01.17 | Category: Debmo's Reality | Response: 1
The following post is from my husband. Enough Said!!!
So, 
I am watching the Golden Globes with my wife. This statement alone is enough to end this post and begin the endless “your’re such a wuss” jokes; but YES I was watching the Globes. While we were watching, there is a litany of the usual! Dresses, suits, hair styles and just styles in general are all over the red carpet. Most are decent (I mean has Nicole Kidman ever looked bad?) and then others are simply ridiculous (Dustin Hoffman is looking like a total creeper). Then out of the blue, I see Brad Pitt. Pretty little Brad Pitt!! What a douche bag?? There is Bad Pitt with his hair all long. He looked amazingly manly, even though his hair was down to his shoulders. Like, it isn’t enough that this d-bag looks good with short hair, but he has to look good with long hair as well. When I grow my hair long, I look like the fat kid from “Lost.” Isn’t it enough that Brad has put his penis in some of the hottest wives/ girlfriends in the world. This DICK has been in some of the coolest movies ever made (i.e. True Romance, A River Runs Through It, Interview with a Vampire, Legends of the Fall, Se7en, 12 monkeys, Seven Years in Tibet, and Fight Club). Oh and he is a humanitarian and adopts half of the 3rd world countries with his current HOT wife. Oh an let’s not forget that he is cool enough to hang around and make a few very funny skits with the boys from Jackass. Then he has the complete and utter gall to look good with long frigging hair. He can even tuck it behind his ears. Enough Brad Pitt. Enough!! So F You!! I hope Bradley Cooper bangs your wife and takes all of your parts!!
